The apple wasn't worth it 27/365

The apple wasn't worth it, originally uploaded by wtfclem.

God went down to Eden to see how Adam was getting on.

"What do you think of life Adam", said God.
"Well", said Adam, "It's quite hard work and a little boring and, well, just a little lonely too".
"Don't worry", declared God, "I've been working on a solution to all these problems.I'm going to create a Woman. She'll wash and cook for you and she'll have sex with you whenever you want. Infact she'll do everything you can imagine."

"That sounds great" said Adam"but how much will this Woman cost me?"

"I was thinking an arm and a leg" answered God

"That sounds a bit steep what can I get for a rib"